cumbencock

(noun) a large, swelling penis about the size of a cucumber that is about to cum all over the face of sex partner

"Last night, I had a huge cumbencock and I sprayed all over Stacy!"

by DellaBelle July 6, 2014

crumbersome

Being cumbersome as a result of being crummy.

This user interface is so crummy, it's cumbersome. It's crumbersome!

by shieldgenerator7 May 25, 2016

Cumbrows

An eyebrow with vey pale colour resembling dried cum

Hey Luke Gerks has got mad cumbrows

by Gerkinator July 12, 2017

Cumderwear

When you masturbate and put your underwear on and you have dna all over the joint.

Hey bro, did you change your cumderwear? I remember you telling me how you were a chronic masturbater.

by PopYourEyeOut4CharlieM October 5, 2017

Clumberthunk

When you get out of bed and pass out immediately

Child : *yawns* "BAMM!!"

Parent: Jimmy clumberthunk'ed go get him up again

by Reeeeeekid August 14, 2020

Cumbradster

A state of immense pleasure that derived from pain and suffering

I bet those kids are cumbradster-ing in their breeches right now.

by Epicninjagamer123 September 20, 2020

Cumersault

When you sonic the hedgehog your way through a trail of ejaculate.

“Oh no! My spinal region is awfully sticky from that cumersault.”

by Walt_Disney May 4, 2021