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Cuban Cigar

During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.

She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.

This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.

Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.

Tom: explains the sexual position.

Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
by Bollybones June 16, 2022
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Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
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Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass
I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic
by SussQuatch August 18, 2022
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Cuban Mop

Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.
Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.
by devsecops January 4, 2022
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Cuban Shifflett

When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.
"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"
by Mombudsman May 27, 2022
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Cuban Shifflett

When you have to give mouth to mouth/ CPR to your drunk bestie
"oh no! She passed out! Does anyone know the Cuban Shifflett?!
by Mombudsman May 27, 2022
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Cuban Poolboy

“She called me the Cuban Poolboy” “Oh shit you swing that way?”
by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022
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