cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 24, 2009

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 09, 2019

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 18, 2022

Cuban throw

When you are swimming in cuba and someone reaches for his swimming suit to get his hands full of doo-doo and throws it in your face

Ex : I was enjoying the nice ocean breeze and someone cuban throw me

by NathanDew13 February 15, 2021

hot cuban doorbell

Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.

We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.

by uptheassallthetime September 08, 2015

Cuban Heel

A heel of approximately two to three inches on a mans shoe or boot which enables him to reach the head hight of his lady friend

Jaysus holley maree muther look at the cuban heels on that short arse feergal there

by The Agent Provocateur January 15, 2016