Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?
Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.
by milly don June 12, 2014
Get the Crystal Clearwatersmug. by Ladyluna12 June 15, 2021
Get the Crystal bangmug. Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond
A rare diamond
by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018
Get the Crystal boymug. by lefthanded May 1, 2016
Get the crystal forestmug. a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.
"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."
by peacegawd February 12, 2020
Get the crystal mafiamug. A non clear stone with Crystal properties, and the ability to store Spiritual Energy, that glows when lit by a light source.
The Spiritual Crystal glowed brightly. In thanks to the custom ring setting it was placed in, designed by the Creator and Owner of Renaissance Jewelry.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
Get the Spiritual Crystalmug. a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.
Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!
by deeskuceting123 March 14, 2021
Get the crystal bethmug.