Crunchy

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..

The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.

by Boombadabing July 20, 2023

crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!

thomas is pretty crunchy picklicious

by fantatastic October 23, 2019

Crunchy

When there's something you don't really like, but you have to accept it.

Ashley: " I cant go with you to the party. I have to work tonight."

Andi: " Ew.. Das crunchy."

by Ladybeexo December 4, 2020

Crunchy

Fiona and Patricia

"Hot damn those elderly women Fiona and Patricia are crunchy as hell"

by Crunchy churr0s October 30, 2020

Crunchy Chips

The epitome of the perfect human you could ever find, this is the man u can be gay for

He looks like Crunchy chips

by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021

crunchy

cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive

I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.

by Miggery Sow February 9, 2021

crunchy

pretends to love nature but not actually

She's just being crunchy; she doesn't actually hike

by trying_always February 18, 2021