Crumsy

The combination of clumsy and crumbs, used for people who are very disorganized when eating

I can't have lunch with Julie she's so crumsy

by Shadow smokes September 27, 2019

Crumbass

A person who leaves crumbs after preparing or eating food.

“Hey, crumbass, come back here and clean up your mess!”

by Bloo333 May 28, 2021

Jiminey Crumpets

Simply means "What the Fuck"

John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"

by Corey, Garrick, and John September 23, 2007

Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.

1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

Anal Crumb cake

When crumbs of poo escape the anal hole kinda like dingle berries but more tough

dude i need to go wipe i can feel the anal crumb cake in my butt cheeks

by Pattzo February 8, 2010

Booty Crumpin'

The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.

Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."

by mckrider November 6, 2009

Sub-Crumpet

Too Sub-Crumpet
Too withhold sex

"Kirke" Gilesie I'm horny
"Giles" Hmph keeps playing with iPhone

later that day...

"Giles" Kirke make sweet love to me...
"Krike" (Raised eyebrows) "You had you chance this morning"

Giles got "sub-crumpeted"

by languagebarrier May 25, 2011