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The Creeper

Two in the stink, One in the pink.

A common variation of the term "Shocker". Commonly used among people with ass fetishes that prefer the fingers in the anus rather than the vagina.
Guy: Hey Girl, You heard of The Creeper?

Gal: No why?

Guy: You'll know soon enough.
by Guy Fawkes 66201 November 6, 2013
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Golden Creampie

A fresh take on an old classic - following quickly after the ejaculation part of the traditional creampie, and while still fully erect, the dude urinates inside said creampied hole to create a rich, golden slurry that then oozes out, thus creating the Golden Creaampie.

Side note: the Golden Creampie can also be attained by ejaculating and pissing simultaneously, though this maneuver takes much training and zen mastery.
Yo, see that brunette over there? I wouldn't that just Creampie that ass, I'd Golden Creampie that shit.
by Chief Wataguh June 24, 2016
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creep

an awesome song of radiohead...

meaning of something like loser, or not good enough for someone you love...
being wierd, and strange.
"your so fucking special, i wish i was special...but im a creep... im a wierdo.. what the hell im i doing here... i dont belong here..."
radiohead- creep
by luz July 12, 2005
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creepazoid

noun. A person lacking social skills, basic manners and whom can also lack basic personal hygiene training, who believes that he is special to the world, and that he should be accommodated according to his whims (usually because his mother told him so...)
Creepazoids look to disrupt successful, fun and harmonious situations because they are unable to contribute to them.
by The Mistress Didi* August 30, 2006
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Creep

1. A man who pursues a girl knowing the girl has a boyfriend/husband.

2. A person who repeatedly asks someone out utilizing late night texts and facebook.
Sarah's boyfriend was mad after he found out that creep billy texted her at 3a.m. again.
by billyv44 April 4, 2010
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creampop

That is, when a male ejaculates on another man's erect penis, and proceeds to use his mouth to remove said semen.
"I totally shot my load on that guy's cock, and then creampopped it."
by CreampopKing October 22, 2008
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INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.
My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.
by packattack September 29, 2009
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