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Crap rolling uphill

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen
Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?
by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016
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crap clap

when you shit on your hands and clap.
i was at a concert and wanted to be an asshole and crap clap
by Smilesmuggfer March 31, 2017
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Cheap to run

When a woman is low maintenance and appreciates the little things. everyday gestures Opposite to High Maintenance.
She is easy going and care free!
Im dating this great girl who is easy going and cheap to run!
by Murf01 February 19, 2018
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Cheaper to Keep Her

When you’re stuck in a miserable marriage, but it would be too costly to go through divorce.
My wife is cheating on me and nagging every day, but if we divorced she would make out with a ton of our money. It’s cheaper to keep her.
by Juicyjeremy January 5, 2023
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holy crap song

A holy crap song is a song that makes you go
"Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.
Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree?

Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me

Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.
by Pallid and Alive July 29, 2008
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Odyssey crap

When someone who doesn't take craps when they arent home, such as work or school. Finally return home from their Odyssey (or adventure) to let it loose.

(can also be known as Adventure crap)
Guy1: how was work man? Did u get that raise?
Guy 2: One sec Odyssey crap!

Guy1:Doors open!
by Tsunami 3000 October 11, 2009
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Holy crap in a sack

used when "holy crap" just isn't enough
guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1
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