when a morbidly obese person puts one leg in the tub, and one leg out of the tub and proceeds to wipe there ass along the edge, or side rail, and then cleans it up with a towel.
by vacrow February 22, 2010
Get the crack the tubmug. In rap, if somebody spit that hot shit, it's common to say they spit crack. Not to say that smokin crack is encouraged but rather how hot they're bars are got u fucked up.
"Aye I heard you're freestyle earlier, you spit that crack my nigga."
"Aye I heard you're freestyle earlier, you spit that crack my nigga."
by OG StAcKS June 13, 2015
Get the spit crackmug. A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."
"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."
by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013
Get the crack-attackermug. a skateboarding term referring to the cracks generally found around the trucks/bolts caused from landing numerous times on your board mainly from a hard stomping fashion.
Steve: shit, i need a new deck i've got mad pressure cracks.
Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.
Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.
by SteezyMcNice November 20, 2009
Get the pressure cracksmug. 1. A deranged state of mind, usually occuring after one has smoked crack, in which one is completely devoid of the principles of logic. Incoherence; insanity; irrationality.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.
My Dad uses crack logic when trying to persuade me to give him money. "I need some money for food! Are you going to let your father die of starvation?" When I bring him several bags of groceries he gets mad because I didn't bring him money with which to buy crack.
by Eva Durkin May 10, 2008
Get the crack logicmug. 1. an anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic and anti-facist organization rocking the 40 oz.
2. possibly the greatest band ever to intertwine skanking, headbanging, riots, and unity.
3. ...BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VICTIM!
2. possibly the greatest band ever to intertwine skanking, headbanging, riots, and unity.
3. ...BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VICTIM!
God, dude, that Leftover Crack show was the best concert i've ever went to. Did you hear about those cowardly skinhead riots afterwards? I wish those close-minded bigots would actually listen to the words of Stza and the crack rock steady beat. I think the world would be a better place.
by thepinktarantula December 15, 2004
Get the leftover crackmug. Devastatingly addictive and time-sucking internet sites such as Facebook and Second Life. You think you can just try it a few times and before you know it you have to do it before breakfast, and instead of lunch. You cruise the PTA meeting for new Mob Wars victims, and find sleep no longer matters. These sites are responsible for much of the decline in American productivity. No manufacturing base left because we all have to work in offices with computers so we can check out LOLcats or youtube. Better yet, work at home to minimize the chances of the boss seeing your amazing porn sites.
Q: How's the family?
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
by petuniafarmer January 23, 2009
Get the e-crackmug.