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McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021
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Cooch

"Pull it out her butt put it in her cooch"
by TraetheDon March 9, 2021
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The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’
by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021
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hide a cooch

-The fat overlapping belly skin that hangs down in front of a woman's vagina.

-The hanging excess skin from the stomach region that completely covers the vagina area on an over weigh lady or a woman who has recently lost a lot of weight and now has hanging skin that overlaps her beltline hiding her lady parts.

-Also known as cups or vagiggle gaggle.
-My moms had so many kids and gained so much weight that she's developed a hide a cooch.

-You cant see her belt because of her hide a cooch.
by KimperFay87 May 1, 2021
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cooch nutes

frogs in your cooch
person1: eat me up daddy
person2: nah bro you got cooch nutes
by cooch nutes May 6, 2021
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Stinky cooch

When you sit on a girls pussy and farts
Damn girl, I just gave you a stinky cooch!
by smd1722 June 18, 2021
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cooch

other word for hoo-ha, va jay jay, down there, lady parts, coochie, cookie, muffin, pussay
john: hey lisa i like you a lot
lisa: get out of my cooch man
by thesmartwafflemaker6969 August 26, 2024
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