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cooch itch

my cooch itch... 🤡
“my cooch itch
by dickssssss April 2, 2019
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cooch growler

pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness

sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship

sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
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Cooch Waffle

1.It means that a person is super funny and there is always laughs with them.
2.You are very outgoing and don't care about what people think or say about you.
Look at Betty she's such a cooch waffle!
by Mrs. Wiggles cooch waffle August 14, 2017
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Gooch Cooch

A tainted Vagina. Gooch is another word for taint, the area between the balls and asshole. cooch is short for coochie, a vagina.
Ew.. I went down on her and she had a gooch cooch!
by Blu’s Gooch Cooch September 27, 2020
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cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.
I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!
by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014
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Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.
It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.
by WtF004 September 2, 2023
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cooch connoissuer

One that values a women's vagina tremendously and treat it with the upmost pleasures
I'm going to sample the world's vaginas to be the best cooch connoissuer I can be
by Timmy Turner's January 4, 2025
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