cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.

Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."

by sauceb0x August 07, 2011

cooch-muncher

Describes one who munches cooch.

“Georgia likes women, so she must be a cooch-muncher”.

by elementbeach September 21, 2023

cooch connoissuer

One that values a women's vagina tremendously and treat it with the upmost pleasures

I'm going to sample the world's vaginas to be the best cooch connoissuer I can be

by Timmy Turner's January 05, 2025

gutter cooch

The alternative and descriptive term for an asshole. It is the conjunction of a pussy and a dirty gutter. This is an unkept asshole that needs to be cleaned posthaste

I want to give Sally an ole one two in the gutter cooch but that shit was too dirty

by Etowah def August 02, 2015

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 19, 2021

dookie cooch

a coochie with doodoo all over it

Beth got that dookie cooch, that shit looked like a used bathroom

by luzoob December 29, 2020

cooch luge

When a beverage is enjoyed by pouring over a smooth cooch crevice pressed against a thirsty mouth. Similar to an ice luge, but instead of ice it’s made out of pussy. Best brings out the natural aromas of the beverage.

1.) Dang that PAWG is so fire I would cooch luge bum sweat off her.

2.) Last night my wife let me cooch luge cold pressed green juice off her twat. Being healthy never tasted better!

3.) A cooch luge is nature’s aerator.

by Mr. E. Man6969 August 28, 2018