conservationalist 

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.

Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."

conservationalist by Crackoline March 12, 2015

Conservation Of Ass 

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

Conservation Of Ass by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Converseption 

A conversation that changes subject multiple times before returning to a subject previously discussed in that conversation.

Wait, didn't we talk about this earlier. This must be converseption.

Converseption by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021

Environmental Conservation Police 

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

Environmental Conservation Police by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018

Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) 

An elite organization strictly focused on studying and protecting Water Pandas and their natural habitat.

1.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I think about how my life has no meaning. Becoming a member of the The Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) will make me appear to be a good person with a life purpose.

Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

Conversational coma 

Is a uncomfortable period of time of silence, in which two people who are usually in the beginning stages of a potential relationship, discover the horror of complete and utter silence. Usually this period of time is so long, that any hope of a sexual encounter is quickly extinguished.

My date was so hot! but my conversational coma kicked in thus i ended the night like i usually do, crying and masturbating.

Conversational coma by MohammedMudSlaP June 25, 2009

Converbation

Conversational Masturbation: A conversation in which one participant self-indulgently releases/ejaculates all the contents of there mind while the other participant has little to no interaction.

I never said a word yet she told me about her dog, her allergies, her son's school problems, the traffic she hit on the way to work, how she likes to listen to the radio when she’s going to sleep, and how she feels about Costco. It was a really boring Converbation .

I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.

Converbation by Monkey Allen October 12, 2007