Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit

Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"

by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020

Two-point Conversion

When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.

Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.

by Flynnteractive April 8, 2014

Confession

Something you do when you're at peak high but still have a little bit of sanity left. Also rather impulsive and rash but still something one won't regret.

I wanted courage to make a confession so I ended up being high but rational, then said I liked them in a different language...

by YHKG November 1, 2021

hoopty ass conversion

A rather cheap and/or crappie roadbike that was converted to a fixed gear, often with ghetto methods. Likely to have yates, and saddle set up at a slope angle

"Look at that hipster on the fixie! Is it a track frame?"
"No, it's a hoopty ass conversion."

by lbb April 2, 2007

and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

Often referred to as "Acoustic Emo". It had a name when it was a solo act.

"When I listen to Dashboard Confessional's music, I feel like I'm dying inside" - My friend

by GRAWR February 17, 2008

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009