thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018

Condit

1) To slam a putter into the green in a rage

Did you see destroy that putting green? Yeah he definitely pulled a Condit

by ByronsRoids November 11, 2009

Condone

a word most people spell as "condom" in their mind.

condone

by WrapCrap February 1, 2019

Coneing

The sexual act, in which the male scoops ice cream onto and around his penis, and proceeds to smear chocolate sauce on the females vagina. Then, after having sex, the female sucks the male off, creating, the coneing effect!

Whats the best way to have sex?
Man, you gotta waffle bowl her!
Nah, coneing's so much better!

by Bizzcrew November 4, 2009

codding

The act of masturbating in your pants, and leaving the ejaculate in there to fester and smell of fish.

Drunken twat: Are you married?
Steve: Yes.
DT: Is your missus away codding some random bloke? She must enjoy the smell.

by Prometheus2000 March 17, 2008

codding

the verb for playing call of duty 4 online

Maureen: Hey Wanna play some football?
Wayne: Nah i am codding till 7 then going to bed

by Hypetrack April 20, 2008

colding

giving one the cold shoulder, ignoring one, leaving one hanging.

i was gonna hang out with this chick tonight but she's been colding me

by haterade56 March 15, 2009