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CONCACAFING

When a team with much less talent then their opponent fakes injuries, throws a couple of balls on the field, let fans rush the field, argue with the ref, fake injuries some more, make subs late in injury time, and fake even more injuries, just to milk out a 0-0 draw at home. Oh, and don’t forget, dirty tackles that should result in a straight red card, that only result in the referee giving a booking for simulation.
I can’t believe we couldn’t beat Honduras! They were concacafing the whole time!
by Deszreen Mitchell March 29, 2022
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Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.
I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!
by insne4u March 11, 2011
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comcasm

An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.
Dude, when I returned my Comcast cable box today I totally had a comcasm.
by jrholmes October 14, 2011
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coca-cola money shot

You take a soda, sit down, and crack it open. Instantly, it fizzes out and sprays you with anything from a thin mist to the entire damn can.

You have just been the victim of a coca-cola money shot (also called a soda money shot).
Abernathy: "Gosh, it's been a long day; hand me a soda, will ya?"
Bernard: "No problem. *hands him a delicious carbonated beverage*"
Abernathy: "Thank you, my kind fellow! *cracks open tab* *is instantly victim of coca-cola money shot* GOODNESS GRACIOUS!"
Bernard: "Dear boy, you may want to take this to a more private room. *chortles*"
by Iin April 23, 2012
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cocaine shots

A Vermont custom of sprinkling cocaine over vodka shots. If you can't afford cocaine or you don't have access to alcohol, you can use water, powdered sugar, and a little bit of imagination.
Wyatt: hey I had a crazy party last night with cocaine shots. It was off the hook.
by Dope-slope February 26, 2014
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Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.
Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus
by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015
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Coca cola

The best company that the world has ever known, tied only with Disney (who has coke products). The ultimate superior to any other cola out there, aka REAL beverages, unlike the poison that (eww...) pepsi (...yuck) tries to serve people. Do do do do doo! Coke is the best. Enjoy coke. Enjoy summer.

Best thing ever.
by Coca cola rules August 6, 2015
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