vermont condom

going in unprotected, not pulling out when you bust your nut, then praying you're not going to be a daddy

we didnt have any rubbers so we used the vermont condom. hope someone upstairs looks out for me!

by Almost a Daddy July 22, 2008

condom shot

The act of taking a shot of alchohol from a condom.

"Man! That last condom shot made my mouth all luby"

by El Adamo July 21, 2008

condiment whore

This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.

Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"

by sammgs July 24, 2007

anti-condimentalist

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

by blemsickle March 1, 2011

Broken Condom Style

The have very aggressive sex. Also is sometimes used for any act which is done aggressively or carelessly.

Wow, that's loud! Yeah, the neighbors must be doing it broken condom style again.

by HeybuddyKilledMe August 9, 2012

hand condom

Rubber Glove, like those used by doctors.

She was so disgusted by Ben's penis she had to use a hand condom while giving him a hand job

by bgjacman May 23, 2008

Lawn Condom

n- The somewhat vulgar looking remains of the inflatable holiday decorations that have gone unplugged, sprung a leak, or otherwise left unattended in the elements, that lay on a front yard

"Man, that house must have a lot of kids"
"why do you say that?"
"must have 15 lawn condoms that they've not turned on yet tonight"

by Gsots December 24, 2008