by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017
Get the Shut up and give me my computer back mug.A guy who's helluva good when it comes to fixing 'puters. Very common at universities, research labs etc. You'll be his best friend if you talk to him about Linux, Mozilla, HTML/PHP etc. As far as appearance is concerned, computer geeks can be placed in two groups: 1) the uglier one including fat, sluggish, bald C.G.'s or 2) thin and often tall ones, usually with hair of middle length, aware of their health and hygiene- so they never stink. Usually seen in glasses that go well with their beautiful faces. There are also female computer geeks, but they're rare and I didn't see many of them- most of them looks beautiful. Whoa, there are no ugly women, but sometimes you run out of wine.
Read "Linux for advanced users" everyday, spend 5 hours a day googling, write some programs and be exceptionally charming- they'll recognize a computer geek in you.
by Chris Slychan April 17, 2006
Get the computer geek mug.Having all the necessary parts or elements, lacking Nothing.
"I wish i could explain your eyes.
and your voice like as butterflies.
Your Hart that is pure as gold.
Your All words are epic, you ever told
You are important for my life as air,
For going to far from you, i've no dare.
You are important for me as lyrics to music Beat,
Come to me darling! and make me complete"
"I wish i could explain your eyes.
and your voice like as butterflies.
Your Hart that is pure as gold.
Your All words are epic, you ever told
You are important for my life as air,
For going to far from you, i've no dare.
You are important for me as lyrics to music Beat,
Come to me darling! and make me complete"
by 140CM January 18, 2022
Get the Complete mug.unable to use a computer without phoning half the population to help out.
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!
(i've got a virus what do i do) LMAO
the unluckiest man alive must have had nearly every virus in the book (See SBS) Solution learn about PC's before you get one!!!!
by Rupert Winkle June 26, 2004
Get the computer illiterate mug.\kem pyu'ter\ n : 1 one that computes; specif : an automatic electronic machine for performing calculations
2 a machine which computes, especially an electronic machine that solves complex mathematical problems in a very short time when given certain information. 3 one skilled in computing, or a thing that computes. 4 A machine that is used nowadays to store information, play games, do artwork, chat, listen to music, watch DVD's, surf the internet, burn CD's and DVD's, earn money, and most of all waste time.
2 a machine which computes, especially an electronic machine that solves complex mathematical problems in a very short time when given certain information. 3 one skilled in computing, or a thing that computes. 4 A machine that is used nowadays to store information, play games, do artwork, chat, listen to music, watch DVD's, surf the internet, burn CD's and DVD's, earn money, and most of all waste time.
For def. 1 : He is a computer, if you ask a question he will compute, and answer you the best he can ; The computer will calculate for you.
For def 2 : Computers the size the size of a matchbox that do the work of a packing case full of normal elextronic equipment. ; The computer will answer your math{ematical} problems, so long that you insert the data correctly.
For def 3 : {She} will compute your every move in a chess game and may possibly be able to compute your next move.
For def 4 : I love computers, they entertain me, but then again they freakin piss me off because of the damn errors it gives me from a game that the computer can't handle. Especially because it is no where near the speed of a human brain.
For def 2 : Computers the size the size of a matchbox that do the work of a packing case full of normal elextronic equipment. ; The computer will answer your math{ematical} problems, so long that you insert the data correctly.
For def 3 : {She} will compute your every move in a chess game and may possibly be able to compute your next move.
For def 4 : I love computers, they entertain me, but then again they freakin piss me off because of the damn errors it gives me from a game that the computer can't handle. Especially because it is no where near the speed of a human brain.
by SpungyBungy December 28, 2005
Get the computer mug.A woman who, as a matter of circumstance or personal preference, makes a point of being extremely angry and disagreeable, usually directed at an adversary or a significant other.
This attitude is projected with great zeal in order to offend or harm the object of contempt's ego or feelings.
This attitude is projected with great zeal in order to offend or harm the object of contempt's ego or feelings.
by mjd001 March 18, 2008
Get the complete bitch mug.The pasty white skin condition videogameaholics and computer nerds in general suffer from.
This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.
This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.
Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.
Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
This is caused by their rare appearance into the offline world, with insufficient exposure to UV light these otherwise healthy looking people develop a very pale face & body.
This is not to be used to describe albino's and red heads as their habits have nothing to do with their pale complexion.
Also not meant to describe un-brown people, stritly to describe extraordinarily pale folk.
Common side affects: over weight due to fast food & cheetos , ultra skinny due to refusing to get off the computer to even eat let alone excersise
by Alex01tib November 10, 2007
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