by Caca de cucurachas May 23, 2021

by TheOtherGuy125 August 28, 2021

After I got my first ultra luxury car, it was always packed with pussy. An unrelenting sex parade, of money hungry women.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
I fucked and fucked until I couldn't cum, then fucked some more. I just couldn't stop. I was out of control.
This went on for weeks. Until biology knocked me flat on my ass.
I was found naked and unconscious in my car by police. I was suffering from a severe cunt coma, and a ruptured penis. I almost died.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.
by macklemurr September 2, 2023

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

by SimpleeCasual June 23, 2018

K-pop coma is when you've gone a long time without listening to kpop and actively keeping up with your favourite idols while also not actively listening and learning more about other idols.
1) LALALALA by Stray Kids pulled me back from my 2-month kpop coma / k-pop coma.
2) After my exams I fell on a kpop coma and when I came back EVERGLOW had lost 2 members?!
3) XLOV's I'mma Be saved me from my k-pop coma. I stan!
2) After my exams I fell on a kpop coma and when I came back EVERGLOW had lost 2 members?!
3) XLOV's I'mma Be saved me from my k-pop coma. I stan!
by marsoupilami August 10, 2025
