Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

Lamar Odom Coma

State of mind after waking up from an unbelievably sick party.

I woke up from a Lamar Odom Coma and said "Hi" to a Kardashian.

by yes juanito yes December 8, 2015

nose coma

When you smell way too many fragrances and your nose starts burning inside

Joe: "Dude I really don't want to go to the mall."
Matt: "Why?"
Joe: "Because man, I get a nose coma walking through the cologne department."

by Insomniate March 14, 2016

coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game

deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees

by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016

Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.

"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 14, 2018

Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.

Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.

by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019