Brett had his mistress give him a columbian blowfish during their routine pegging. When she pulled out the rod, his load blew out with excessive pressure. Causing his cock to jerk back with the shear power of his load being released.
by JackieJackoff November 25, 2025
Get the Columbian Blowfish mug.The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}
Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.
Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.
Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010
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by wildesfeuer January 22, 2018
Get the CUNY Columbia mug.When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus
After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.
by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018
Get the pre-columbian release mug.West Columbia was the first capital of Texas and is full of wanna be crips wich there best friends with all the bloods and all the bitches both catfish and smell like catfish if that makes sence they get passed around by all the athletes and “crips” along with chlamydia.
Did you hear about that gangbang with the crips and jocks? They all caught chlamydia! : no way cuh if you talking about West Columbia I was there!!
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
Get the West Columbia mug.West Columbia was the first capital of Texas also known where the “crips” and “bloods” are so called bruddahs, that means they are related some how all the bitches either catfish or smell like catfish. The 14 year old girls have body counts are a bigger number than the age of earth and chlamydia gets passed around just like the females do with all the athletes and the “crips” and there brudduhs
Yo cuh I just fucked this girl from West Columbia! : no way cuh I had at gangbang with the whole football team and we all got chlamydia but it’s not that big of a deal cus it was all my brudduhs
by Granny poon dust 69 June 13, 2020
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