Brock Cocked

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.

He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!

by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011

corn-cocked

The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.

"Dude you just got corn-cocked!"

by ReZeroX June 22, 2008

Cocket

The pocket in the front of a pair of briefs. Not to be confused with a dongdow.

My dick keeps getting poked by something. I think there's something sharp stuck in my cocket.

by Matt D. Underwood March 2, 2008

cockerknocker

a large dog, cat, and giraffe mixed together

that is a very large cockerknocker

by hippolito June 22, 2008

Cocket

Small cock

You have a cocket

by OJ Da Hayward July 1, 2009

cockelowna

1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.

2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)

1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.

2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.

by laurathealien September 1, 2009

cockernogger

someone who is a cock block but way worse, who will do anything to block someone from getting action. usually they ruin things just when the nasty starts to happen.

I was just about to do that chick, but Jim came in the room and had to be a cockernogger.

by bobbers2 December 23, 2009