When the female receives the middle most finger in the butt, the designated pointer finger in the vagina and the clitoris is consequently nibbled via lips and tongue.
see also stink claw tickler
see also stink claw tickler
by bjochen April 1, 2008
Get the stink claw nibblermug. The act of getting both hands stuck up your own ass leaving you incapable to do anything productive.
John: Why does it take Adobe so long to update flash to modern standards?
Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
Steve: Because they've all been Alabama Bear Clawed.
by Dr. Flash Blows April 30, 2010
Get the Alabama Bear Clawmug. When one shoves their fist and as much as their arm up a womans vagina and then proceeds to open his hand and claw around in her uterus.
by franzvonhaggen-daz January 4, 2008
Get the Chicago Bear-Clawmug. Getting one or two fingers stuck diretly into ones armpit. Usually followed by laughter and/or peeing of the pants.
Instead of going to Target, Mike and Julie just sat around and gave each other Monkey Claws all afternoon.
by Mike McClana October 7, 2008
Get the Monkey Clawmug. A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.
Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom
then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom
then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw
by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011
Get the Retarded Claw of doommug. 1) She gives the best claw jobs.
2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
2) It was a normal drab day in Speech. Then she walked in, the highlight of my day, the most beautiful girl I have ever set eyes on since Heather Mills. She was gorgeous, then see turned and I saw it. A prosthetic arm with a claw, it was angelic. I knew right then I had to get a claw job from her.
by Da Herd October 18, 2008
Get the Claw Jobmug. The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners
by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018
Get the Mini lobster clawmug.