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Tebow Clause

A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.
Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?
by jxb October 7, 2009
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cluster flies

mentioned in a song by Phish. slow moving, attic dwelling flies.
"I never really heard of cluster flies"
by danidae September 11, 2006
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Cluster Duck

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.
There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.
by Top Men December 28, 2010
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Bavarian Cluster Fuck

Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there with beer and sausage. It was a Bavarian Cluster Fuck
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black santa clause

The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.
I can't wait for this christmas when Black santa clause comes!
by flyingfuckingmonkey125 February 28, 2014
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cluster

A series of small events or actions.

Taken from Australian cricket commentary, refering to the grouping of where each ball lands on the pitch during an over.
Good cluster Warnie!

Dave:"I tripped over, stubbed my toe and spilt my beer."
Mark:"That's a bad cluster. You're gonna have a bad time."
by Šteggs May 29, 2007
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yemeni cluster goatfuck

1. A sudden change bringing on confusion, upset, ruined scheduling, misdirection, and general chaos. See goatfuck; then think of the next order of goatfuck magnitude.
2. The chaos, anger, bewilderment, crowding/congestion, etc., caused by the sudden change.
Girl, I tried to go to that sample sale you told me about but it was a yemeni cluster goatfuck at the doors so I gave up.

It's a yemeni cluster goatfuck trying to drive outta here at rush hour.
by anjali666 January 26, 2008
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