Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.

Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door

by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

Nagarjuna Cement

cement that prevented 9/11

construction worker: "what type of cement should we use?"
construction worker 2: "nagarjuna cement"
construction worker: "oh, i'm dumb, that kind prevnted 9/11. genius!"

by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland June 13, 2024

The Climenshag

Sibling to the Huras Shag, the Climenshag is the act of parting your pubic hair late Old Testament Moses to enable your companion to access your meat stick the night of consummating your marriage. Maybe you find an old piece of gum, maybe a paper clip, or maybe your child innocence that you’re about to lose. Choose your own adventure and Climenshag it up

“Yo bro, I tried the Huras shag last night and honestly I should’ve started with the Climenshag…”

by Thick’s#1Fan July 17, 2024

michigan cement

An unpaved road. The term origin ates from the low percentage of paved roads versus all roads.

I didn't plan my route well and ended up driving on a lot of Michigan cement.

by Rider Jack November 23, 2025

sig-cident

An accidental discharge of a firearm where the firearm actually or seemingly fires of its own accord, often from within a holster.

Origin: Due to the preponderance of reported incidents involving the Sig Arms model P320 and its derivatives.

Yeah, Ricky is in the hospital, he had a sig-cident and needs his leg repaired.

by SparkyOne December 3, 2025