mental chub

When a person gets excited about something or someone without it causing a physical erection or sensation. Could be used by either sex.

It gave me a mental chub to know that I beat him at his own game!

by Lillicious December 5, 2010

Throwing a Chub

Hanging your cock over the side of a boat to urinate.

Question: "What are you using for bait?"
Response: "I'm Throwing a Chub off the back, here!"

by Thurgood Zaius May 12, 2006

chub troll

A fat ugly chick no one wants to touch.

Damn I can't believe you banged that chub troll Betty.

by Makestro July 22, 2007

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

3/4 chub

a fuckin tony

this mornin when i got up i was sportin a tony while i was tryin to take a piss

by george sandbar February 17, 2004

Rub my chub

Rub my chub, asking someone to wank you off or either just to rub your chubby belly

Hey hot stuff wanna rub my chub ?

by Fluffy the hamster January 1, 2019

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020