Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Christmas Rushed

Cyberpunk 2077

That was blantantly christmas rushed.

by E hates Q December 16, 2020

Christmas worm

A fat Schlong with a Christmas hat on.

This year I’m gonna give my friend my Christmas worm

by Mickey_____ December 19, 2021

Christmas Rory

The Day before Christmas Eve

Christmas Rory falls on December 23rd

On Christmas Rory each year we usually gather as a family and bake cookies

by Bearbasket December 23, 2022

Christmas dump

A Christmas dump is such a universally experienced phenomenon when one enormously relieves themselves after the holiday season, having eaten all the good food.
This term can be used for other holidays as well, ie. Thanksgiving dump or just simply Holiday dump.

Oh, man I just had my Christmas dump, it was crazy!
I’m glad we are finally home, I have to do a Thanksgiving dump.

by StevensSon January 26, 2023

Christmas

A holiday that is basically the same as Halloween and New Year

1) Uncomfortable social gatherings

2) Kids begging for sweets + money

3) Shops selling cheap tat that goes in the bin afterwards

4) People getting dressing up to look stupid

5) Fairytales people say are real

6) Themed music and movies

7) Crap jokes

8) Christian pedofiles telling everyone they meet theyre excited its that time of year again

Christmas that magical time of year. The 'magic' has nothing to do with a high blood alcohol level.

by Goth Doll November 1, 2023

Boys christmas meal

An outing on the town around christmas. A time for all the boys to go out, get shit faced and make some bad ideas. Usually involves binge gambling, liqueur, strip clubs and a momentum turner to finish the banger of a night.

It's meal time for the boys. Boys christmas meal, the only time to put dirty snatch finger in your mouth

by DSSB November 10, 2011