Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

chowder web

When a guy is taking you from behind and he pulls out and comes on his hand. Then flings it on your back like Spiderman.

I flung my chowder web and it went all over her back and she liked it.

by Rdldance April 14, 2016

chowder lips

The result of unknowingly going down on your girl when she is infected.

I went down on my girlfriend, who had a yeast infection and when I came up I had a mad wac case of chowder lips yo!

by crazylikeaclam August 15, 2009

Chowder

when the hentai bitch gets a phatt assload of nutt.

"daayuum bro that bitch got some Chowder"

by shloobertube November 17, 2020

Louisianana Clam Chowder

When a girl/guy goes down on you and you cum in there mouth you shoot a dab of Tabasco sauce with it.

You just got a " Louisianana Clam Chowder".

by BigDaddyTank57 January 28, 2015

Chowder Rifle

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.

by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019

Chespeake bay clam chowder

A woman has diarrhea on a man, puts the white part up his ass, and does a white poop on her chest.

My cousin gave me an Chespeake bay clam chowder.

by Thegamerblocky June 4, 2023