Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.
Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.
See also: root sauce, stick venom
Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.
See also: root sauce, stick venom
I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!
by HwackyHwednesday November 8, 2023
The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.
by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019
by Zorba the FlipIrish December 21, 2021