Poo Choking

When you defecate in a plastic bag and suffocate someone with it.

Did you hear what happened on the news yesterday!? Someone was poo choking someone in an alley and a cop saw it and was able to save him!

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018

choke on a bow

“Choke on a bow” refers to teenagers that wear bows like Jo-Jo siwa. It is offen used when talking crap about childish teenagers.

“Bow girl exists”
Teenager- that girl needs to choke on a bow 🤗

by Betterthenyoyuyy April 27, 2023

Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.

"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out

by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011

Choke and Smoke

When you stick your erected penis into the breathing stoma of a long time smoker. Doing this repeatedly choking the person to death through their hole in the neck. Very effective area to nut.

I pulled a choke and smoke on my grandma at the family reunion.

by 69420_getchokeandsmokefamous October 11, 2019