ghost choke

The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission

Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke

by Capita February 16, 2017

Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.

'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'

by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018

choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget

Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.

by hairydwarf February 7, 2014

vanilla choke

Choking on Semen

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...

by Craxy J October 7, 2013

Ka-choke-a

Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.

Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!

by o0NavaShipper0o October 6, 2018

Cloud choking

Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking

by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013