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Stranger choke

The stranger choke is performed by sitting on your hand for 2 minutes and then choking yourself with said hand while masturbating with the other hand.
"Dude, i was performing the stranger choke last night and almost passed out
by The TGIF brothers April 13, 2011
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choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
by Davo April 9, 2004
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Ka-choke-a

Doing really poorly at a competition of some sort that is sort of important, but not really because you know you’re gonna win anyways.
Don’t ka-choke-a this weekend!
by o0NavaShipper0o October 6, 2018
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Choking the chegwin

When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.
'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'
by Uncle boozer June 11, 2018
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choking the hamster

The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
by hairydwarf February 7, 2014
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vanilla choke

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...
by Craxy J October 7, 2013
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choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way
While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit
by Whiteboy wasted February 20, 2017
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