Chairology

The belief in chair gods

I’m am a proud believer of Chairology

by Chairology Preacher June 22, 2022

Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.

Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!

by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011

Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.

All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!

by EDPathway October 7, 2013

Spinny chair

The most amazing chair every. Everyone needs one. It is a rule to Spin if one is sitting on it.

Dude you have a Spinny chair?
Yeah man, its awesome

by internal_blond April 28, 2015

papasan chair

Old Asian Male facesitter

The papasan chair nearly suffocated that dude.

by Hotnhotter January 13, 2018

pink chair

hey! lets go to pink chair? what can we do there? we look look at nature and practice!

Amin and Abby sitting on pink chair!
Guy- " Hey I was 17 once"

by real_laxgod October 5, 2020

Pool Chair

When it’s so hot that your ass sweats so much that when you sit down you leave a puddle of sweat on the chair

Cole: “It’s very hot today”
Myles: “I know I’ve got a pool chair

by Igetbitchesmyles March 12, 2022