Cannibal Corpse

led by zero-talent frontman george 'corpsegrinder' fisher, who growls indecipherable tidbits of ignorance to the mindless audience. fisher is one of the pioneers of the 'windmill' style of head-banging. he took it from pete townshend of the who's windmill style of guitar strumming. the talent went down 'exponentially' when fisher did his headbanging. each time he moves his head up and down in that infamous quick fashion, it kills six of his worthless w.o.w. brain cells. he started iut with 167. he know has -2345676543. yes, that is negative. cannibal corpse also features pat o'brien and rob barret on guitar (that god-awful low-pitched rumble), alex webster on bass (dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!), and paul mazurkiewicz on drums (double bass drumming only). they are members of the record label 'metal blade', which is a long-time stronghold for shitty "death-metal" bands.

alex needs to learn how to use the word "exponentially", and all of it's roots and outcroppings. cannibal corpse sucks, but they are funny to watch live, especially when you are stoned (which alex must also learn how to do/get). and boy, that corpsegrinder sure is funny when he goes on his ultra-ignorant rants regarding world of warcraft and growling (the proper way to growl and yell is 'from the diaphragm").

by liberalwizardtyler June 17, 2008

patchez the cannibal

fag ass bitch who thinks hes a rapper but in all reality he sounds like a severely retarded child being tortured. he also thinks hes soo good that he actually has to go around giving people his cd's for free begging them to listen to him... thats really how bad he sucks.

"did you hear what happend to patchez the cannibals car?" "yeah he got his windows smashed cuz he thought he was tough shit"

by # 1 asshole June 30, 2009

Cannism

Cannabis tourism in states that legalize marijuana for recreational use.

Colorado's passage of Amendment 64 in the 2012 election has opened the door for cannism in 2014.

Many people are moving to Colorado to start new careers in cannism related fields.

by Nel Harrison February 28, 2013

Auto-cannibalism

The art of self eating.

Oh look there is a so many people eating themselves, auto-cannibalism is not normal to see.

by Numelgon October 6, 2016

channing

A super horny girl that sweet talks her way into your backseat and smack your balls around like roody poo ass nigga. Likes to be on top, after which she'll beg you to do the White Dragon. Will usually drink until she can't stand up and might possibly throw up all over your belongings. Typically is challenged in bike riding!

Man, my roomate is such a Channing. Doo doo head dummy.

by Lindsey7777 March 1, 2008

Cannibus

Long Name for "Can-I-Bus?" (NO!!!)
He's a pussy-rapper who's said to be all that Eminem would be if he was Black. (I Disagree) He's the little Chicken Hawk of the Hip-Hop Underground world who has been beaten by rappers in Battles as old as LL Cool J, and as roughly new as Eminem. I don't think he's ever won a Battle before and was even beaten by old whore Princess Superstar, but hey! He's got guts that one.

John Cena of the crappy WWe Show, "Smackdown!" says he gets his "flow" (ha-ha.) from Cannibus. Well, you can hear the awful Mic Skills of both of them in your local FYE bargain bin. Cannibus' "Can-I-Bus" and Cena's "WWe Originals." (Ha-Ha!)

by G-Union January 20, 2004

canning fatigue

The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.

I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.

by DMMOneBillion February 23, 2009