Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.
Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
by George_urmom December 9, 2021
Get the carl azusmug. by larva123 February 5, 2020
Get the The nasty carlmug. Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018
Get the Carl the Legendmug. Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
Get the The Texas Carlmug. Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.
Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????
by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017
Get the Combat Carlmug. a dyslexic mediocre chef, who gets a power trip over her brother bc she owns a discord server. horrible plans to get what she wants, but is good at hiding other peoples pets (and then forgetting where)”
Me: hey where’d you hide the axolotls
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
Carl: i dotn now, i fogrot
Dyslexic Carl: Butlfukw
Dyslexic Carl: Butelful
Dyslexic Carl: Beutyful
Dyslexic Carl: Fuck
by Dyslexic Carl September 26, 2021
Get the Dyslexic Carlmug. Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
Get the The Texas Carlmug.