sellin candy

talkin dirty;tellin a person what sexual activity u wish to perform upon them, thus making the person feel horny (or disgusted)

person1:how was ur night with Doug?
person2:he was sellin candy all up in my ear ALL FUCKIN NIGHT

by Sugar Cube January 18, 2008

cotton candy

pussy, usually said by juggalos/lettes

Cotton Candy and Popsicles!

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

candy victim

A person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching.

"Hey Jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that Candy Victim."

by Chad January 10, 2005

Candy Stain

A stain caused in a females underwear caused by excitement.

Hence female jizz!!!

I've candy stained more women than a million dollar rap star.

by Moshae Music June 9, 2010

candy carol

1. A drag queen from columbus ohio that is notorious for saying "I'm Candy Carol, Shut the fuck up!!!"

2. A musical group that has an Album called "Book of Love"

1. Candy Carol was out on the town last night looking fabulous.

2. I love Candy Carol's new album Book of Love.

by ShaggyLady May 3, 2010

candy read

a book that is read usually to kill time . usually no or a thin plot, simple/static characters or even cliched heros/heroines. in a broader sense, a wildly popular but poor book.

twilight saga, candy read

by Silver_Serenity September 26, 2010

candy raped

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor

I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got

by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010