A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.
This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by jwb330 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.
"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
by Uhly February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?
by Door4mat. February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. when a man and a women put moose antlers up there ass, while chugging maple syrup, while doing somersaults over the stanley cup, with out being disconnected from the bitch
"What did you do with Patty last night?"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
"Well we go to know Canada's History...if ya know what i mean..."
"Awwww yeahhhhh"
by deemurrrray February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Canada's people are amongst the hairiest in the world next to the french and Chewbaca. Stephen Colbert gives a merciless Wag of the Finger to Canada, as do the entire Colbert nation as they tremble at our feet. Also, Canadians in actuality are exactly as depicted on Southpark.
by Steven Michael Recio February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by chewiepoof February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug.