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Artillery Canon

When you clap your girls cheeks so hard to the point where it sounds or has the same decibels as an artillery canon
Hey what was that noise last night?
Oh yeah me and my girl were the Artillery Canon.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
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Sausage-Canon

When a woman shoots your dick out of her vagina
Stephanie gave me a sausage-canon last night while she came!!

I really want to sausage-canon some dick right now
by Urmom69445 November 26, 2024
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Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.
Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
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Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.
"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"
by notthatfunny November 7, 2019
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Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato

November 21,2021
Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato will be A Highest Paid Super Model Soon.
He is a baddie but a softie too.
MARK CLARENCE CANONIGO MORATO is the one of the Highest Paid Super Model in this whole fucked up World.
by Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato November 20, 2021
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Mika is canon

a character named Mika heowi from the series a lost crow canon is a term used to say a certain thing from a show is true and was officially stated by the creator themself so mixing the word mika and canon makes “Mika is canon”..
Sam: Oh hey xiu did you know that Mika is canon?

Xiu: um.. what.. what does that even mean?

Sam:

Xiu: Ohhh mika is canon
Sam: mika is canon
by Mikaheowi April 8, 2024
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