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Dani California

The nicest girl u'll ever meet. She may act like a bully but is just messing with you. She is sometimes brunette and pretty short. Dani California, or Danica, is so beautiful, she looks like a goddess. Her smile can make a whole room light up. She is one of those people who if u piss her off, u better be quick to apologize and make her feel good. If you have one in ur life, please capture her and love her forever. She needs it.
"OMG! THATS A DANI CALIFORNIA!"
"She lets me call her 'Dani' or 'Danica'."
"Dude, she is... extraordinary."
by mileon<3 September 14, 2018
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University of Southern California

Centrally located between Watts and Beverely Hills, the University of Southern California is the home of the Trojans, Fuck the Bruins!!! USC is also home to the rich and select poor kids on scholarship. Also known as the University of Sexy Chicks, this is a ridiculous misnomer, but at least our bitches are hotter than the ones cross-town, Fuck the Bruins!!! The weeks consists of sleeping through classes and eating "food" in the on campus cafeterias. The weekends are filled with sausage-fest parties, unless you happen to be a frat boy. And let's not fail to mention the soon to be three-peat national football champs. Also see UCLA sucks at everything.
The University of Southern California Trojans fucked the Oklahoma Sooners 55-19.
by Cheeks February 12, 2005
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California cornflakes

My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.
by Trevor Harris August 1, 2008
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Californian Popsicle

The act of freezing ones sperm onto his penis and inserting it into his partner till the sperm has melted.
Hey baby wanna Californian Popsicle.

Whats that?

Im gonna freeze the jizz on my dick and stick it in yer ass till you bleed.

Ive been waiting for a man to say that all my life.
by BryanNathanLukeDaniel April 24, 2009
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Tracy california

Is a large town past Livermore down in the valley over the Altamount. People who live there say they're from the Bay Area when realistically they're part of the Central Valley along with Stockton, Modesto and Manteca. You will know when you have entered Tracy because of the smell of cow manuer in the air coming through the vents of your car. People who don't live in Tracy mainly go there for the outlet or Sonic's because theres no Sonic's anywhere in the Bay.

The teens and some 20somethings act "gangster" and believe they were from Oakland when they were born there in Cow Town. The people here are diverse but not as diverse as the Bay Area. The majority nationality is Mexican, then White, the Asian, then Black and the rest.

There isn't anything to do in Tracy but go out to eat, shop and hang around. Its common in Tracy to see kids waving signs, thats because they are pointing to the houses/model homes for sale.

So stop by Tracy off of the freeway from Livermore and get some Sonics.
Lets go to Tracy california to buy Sonics and park on lawns.
by MCLOVINSFORTYYEAROLDVIRGIN November 7, 2007
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Clearlake, California

A dinky town in northern California that dares to call itself a city. Half the residents have lost half their teeth, and many of those are tweekers of some sort. The high school isn't even in the same town, and the sports teams except the fantabulous girls' basketball team are losers. The city has NOTHING. There is no waterpark. There is no amusement park. There is one movie theater that gets its flix a month later. It is in the middle of NO DAMN WHERE and driving 25 miles to the big city of the county, where things actually happen, is considered having to drive a looong way. Clearlake is ridiculously far from San Francisco. It's exactly the place you can not wait to leave.
Yup. This here's Clearlake, California fer ya. Don't go in that there lake either. It ain't clear.
by miss amazingness March 12, 2011
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california driver

a driver who pulls u-turns just any old where who also thinks you can run stop signs cause they're not important dude

also crazy enough to shoot at other drivers during rush hour
"get off the road you clifornia driver"
by stoned mellow December 8, 2003
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