show cushions

A cushion used for display purposes only. Also works for towels, rugs and other household furnishings that should have a purpose in life except to be awed at by its perfection.

Show cushions; Husband goes to sit down on the sofa after a long days work. Wife says "Take the cushions off before you sit down!! They are for show not your fat arse!!"

by Chainsaw-Charlie May 16, 2016

Whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into one's anus and punching one in the stomach causing a forceful fart.

I gave Jeff a whoopee cushion after he drank all those long island ice teas.

by Giggitygiggitygiggitygiggity January 22, 2017

middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.

eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion

by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017

Sofa Cushion

Nickname for the name Sofia. Awesome and beautiful girl. :)

guy: Omg im in love with this girl, she is so awesome
guy2: who Sofa Cushion
guy: yea

by unicornsflying4evah July 12, 2017

pillow cushion

dragged female, from a mean while prostitution to marriage

I am a bran card personnel in this hospital, Tina is not, now this pillow cushion of Tina that I am, feels uselessly proud, and removes more than three times, in the day, my bran card, while she was a hospital cook only, come we teach this mad happy.

by man!? July 20, 2017

Meat cushion

Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.

She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?

by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017

Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.

“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”

by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017