cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 24, 2009

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by 456AtabavA343 June 05, 2025

Cuban Sunrise

A sex act involving the use of a branding iron to blind an eye for immense sexual gratification.

I’m giving Steve a Cuban Sunrise.

by Musty Musk Man August 18, 2023

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 01, 2017

Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way

Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend

by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020

cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team

The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year

by not jason kidd April 10, 2023

cuban

A quarter ounce, or"q" of cocaine, commonly used in Toronto or the surrounding GTA.

guy1: hey man should i grab an 8 ball after work today for the party this weekend?
guy2: , nah bro lets get a cuban, its the equivalent of two 8balls so it'll last longer and cost less than having to buy another 8 ball in the near future.
guy1: bet, then we'll have enough to last the next bender and some drinks!

by theneighbourhoodpharmacist October 18, 2023