Chips Ahoy

a delicious cookie that can also be chewy

i looooooove chips ahoy

by someone who is something February 6, 2019

licking chips

The act of playing the field by giving attention to many potential partners, but avoiding any serious advances.

Comes from the juvenile practice of licking chips, particularly Doritos brand, in order to claim them for oneself, but not necessarily eating them.

"Man, she called last night...I think she's still into me"
"Naw, she's just licking chips."

by RLIU July 20, 2007

one man craps

When a man grabs his balls and pretends that he is playing craps. In other words, it is the art of whacking off with your balls in your hands at the same time that you are stroking your one-eyed monster.

Travis was at home enjoying his lazy saturday afternoon. Tommy decided to visit Travis and watch a GGW video (with a pillow covering his lap no less). Tommy went to the bathroom and decided to play some one man craps. Travis had to use the batroom and knocked on the door. Tommy, obviously frightened, shreaked and blew his load shouting "Ahhhh, snake eyes!!!".

by Kentpappy June 10, 2007

cripst

This is a word with many meanings. It can be used in the place of any verb. There are no limits, or wrong ways to use this word as long as it replaces a verb.

If I give you money will you cripst me some beer when you go to the store.
I would cripst the hell out of her.
That is cripsted up.

by Tanner Barnes December 17, 2006

Boo Boo Chips

After a hefty shit, someone does a 'quick swipe' with the toilet paper leaving a trail of wet, smeared boo boo in one's buttcrack. Once that boo boo dries, the result is that of Boo Boo chips that come out in flakes when touched.

Man, I must not have wiped good today, I went to scratch my ass and got a hand full of boo boo chips!

by Jasmine Howard June 1, 2007

corn chips

pussy or girls with coochie cutter shorts
also stated as pussy corn chips
Created by a local New Orleans bounce artist

Fred: Man Kim came by my house last night with some corn chips,I wanted to smash.

Brandon:Forreal nigga?Them cornchips have a nigga feening for some.

by pussycornchipss March 12, 2009

tortilla chips

Salkty crispy flaky triangle (or broken pieces i.e. crumbs) of goodness.

They are ADDICTIVE!

Tostitos Tortilla chips go good with salsa

by Mandarzegreetest June 27, 2008