Giles Cooke

A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up

"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"


All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"

by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008

The orville red n' cocker

When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube.

Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.

by Kevin Getzewich March 9, 2008

chinese chicken choker

when one uses chopsticks to jack off

“his dick was so small he was a chinese chicken choker”

“bryce is a chinese chicken choker”

by gettingfriskey June 17, 2018

COODER BROWN

Drunk beyond recognition

Yo son, I was drunker than Cooder Brown

by Deel Maker September 15, 2008

conkers

slang for testicles

I banged my conkers on the crossbar of my bike

by adrian December 5, 2003

cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books

Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

Conkers Deep

The act of being "conkers deep" inside a lovely lady, ie giving the full length of manhood, banging the gonads against the minge wall.

Mate, Iwas fucking my Mrs last night, and I was totally 'conkers deep'

by The cannon & the wheels July 26, 2011