The beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.
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2- Don't take the Lord's heroin through your veins.
3- Remember the Sabbath so thee knows when it's time to report for work like a good sheep.
4- Honor thy father & thy mother or else they'll Exodus 21 thy ass.
5- Thou shall not grill.
6- Thou shall not Neflix & chill. Except the Sabbath.
7- Even though Boomer's ruined the economy and didn't give thee a chance, don't steal unless it's from the government.
8- Thou shall not Peepin' Tom thy neighbor.
9- Thou shall not shove it in thy neighbor's wife.
10- actually leave your fuckin neighbor alone.
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