Catfishing

A sexual act when a crazy cat lady inserts a can of tuna into her vagina and let's her cats go to town.

I heard that chick loves being catfished

"Hey Patrice, what are your plans for Valentines Day"
"Just some catfishing with Fluffy"

by Big Deal AU September 17, 2016

Catfishing

Beeing lazy and watch tv or read and just do as little as possible when you could do other stuff. The reason for the term is that the catfish generally hang out on the bottom of the water, being lazy and doing all they need there without moving unnecessarily.

"I'm really tired, you up for some catfishing?"

"We could do some trekking, but I would prefer to take a chill day and just catfish."
"Catfishing sounds good to me."

by McKnas December 23, 2012

Catfished

Dumb people being tricked by fat people pretending to be hot people

Brandon was catfished by Rob Kardashian pretending to be Kendal Jenner

by Alwjlo September 28, 2018

Catfisher

A catfisher is a man who actively seeks out catfish online because they get pleasure from being treated like shit, taken advantage of and tricked into believing they are worthy of a womans attention only to realize it is all a hoax. These men usually have lots of money, very small penises and low self esteem.

David is such a catfisher but acts like this all happens by accident. He knows he likes being rejected by fat women posing as hot females.

by saharadryhumor December 18, 2014

Capfish

Someone who is fat and caps about things a lot

Bro this guy Harry is such a capfish

by fluckstar July 23, 2020

Capfishing

When you are talking to a man, woman, boy, or girl and they won't let you have intercourse after saying they will.

Man let me tell you what Casey is really capfishing me

by Ygshotta March 9, 2019

Catfishing

Someone saying something thats not real

Hey check out this car i fixed everything.
Hey dude stop catfishing me its broken

by Imdaman5260 December 7, 2020