Calum Hood

Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.

Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?

Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.

by the whale's vagina June 15, 2013

Calfie

A sock that comes half way up your calf. Usually worn by males, particularly lacrosse players.
Some call it a mid-calf. This is incorrect. They are called "calfies".

"Yo bro sick calfie tan. You been laxin'?"

by Stella Odair December 11, 2013

Calisthenician

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019

Calasa

Calasa means that someone that can't handle what they disk out.

Stranger: You are sexist.
Me: No you are.
Stranger: NO I'm not!
Me: I see you are a Calasa.

by Sakurakage August 20, 2019

Doobie call

A late night summons -- often made via telephone -- to arrange for company to smoke a doobie; a meeting arranged for the purpose of smoking up.

Eddie always says yes to my Doobie calls.

by TheIndianGuy November 18, 2014

Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

social call

It’s a phrase used by Micah Bell in red dead redemption 2. In his case, it means to go and kill someone you know or knew personally. In normal human terms, and not snake terms, it means to go and visit a friend purely just to visit them and enjoy their company. Only, Micah doesn’t have friends so it is simply murder for him.

I gotta go make a social call. This bastard has always been a thorn in my side. Better tie up some loose ends.

by Arthur Morgan January 3, 2019