Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.

Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."

by major inglish May 20, 2014

cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.

Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.

by Corn chub February 1, 2016

COB

sticky spittle or saliva which may or may not contain tobacco or other contents.

The cowboy kicked back his chair, put his feet on the table and hawked a cob into the spittoon which was fully 12 feet away.

by The Doo Doo Guru October 17, 2016

Cob On The Corn

When the cob grows on corn instead of vice versa.

Dude, harvest was great this year, i got a cob on the corn.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

Cob

A white male

Look at that fat ugly cob over there!

by Ugly White Cob July 22, 2018

cob

basically means scrub or sometimes used to call someone stupid

your such a cob

by shkee bop September 23, 2018

Cob

Cobba or mate

Oi cob

by Shhdh May 12, 2019