Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

Fucked fucker

Fucked as fuck, to be so fucked up already he isnt able to come and hang with the bro's

That fucked fucker never hangs out with us anymore.

by Fucked fucker July 10, 2021

Skeeter fucker

Someone who loves soccer

Wesley is a real Skeeter fucker. He really loves soccer.

by SkeeterJeeter July 21, 2021

Hoti fucker

Someone who is getting a blowjob for screwing over a sport team. Usually a referee.

That's not a foul the referee is a hoti fucker.

by Nisemhotijebac September 14, 2017

Shit-fucker

A person who fucks shit

You are such a shit-fucker

by Samantha Elizabeth Smith March 20, 2016