Brocean Trip

The act of going out on a boat with your bros and smoking marijuana.

Me: Hey Chris! Nelson and I went on a Brocean Trip this weekend and got so blazed that we couldn't park the boat afterwards!
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 5, 2013

Brocclovia

A disease that causes a person to smell like broccoli all day everyday.

Joe-Why does it smell like the produce section in here?
John- I'm v srry I have brocclovia

by Bananalovir June 2, 2014

Brocrastinator

A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it

Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator

by AngelOvvl March 10, 2015

Brocade

A group of bros blocking an entrance way like a barricade. In this circumstance, "bros" does not mean PewDiePie fans but rather muscled college guys with deep voices who are commonly seen at parties and are in most cases, apart of a fraternity.

Person #1: I'm going to brocade my door so my mother can't get in.
Person #2: Like get a group of PewDiePie fanboys to block the door?
Person #1: No, I was going to get some guys from my college fraternity to block the door.

by DidItForTheLols September 27, 2015

brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.

Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.

by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015

Brocedure

A list of guidelines for bros to follow. Also known as the bro code.

Dude, that's against the brocedures!

by RockGod1985 June 2, 2016

Broccolibomma

When broccoli is eaten by Obama and he farts so loud the guards make sure it wasn't a terrorist attack.

Jeff: man dude u ripped a broccolibomma

Harry: I know it smells like a dying cow on steroids eating a burrito

by Braeden morris November 16, 2016