Brett

A douche bag. A man who is douchey

Man: Send me nudes
Woman: No

Man: Why, you're being such a bitch
Woman: Okay Brett

by J Topel November 22, 2021

brett raymond

a super cool guy and a huge cock!

wow brett raymond made tonight genuine

by cozzareid February 19, 2023

Jono brett

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything

man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!

Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

Brett

A guy who cares much about all his friends and has his one and only love. Her name is lennett Lurphy. And he’ll do anything and put anything at rush for her.

Brett is a big simp for her

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Brett

The retarded pice of shit that thinks snow is its own substance

Oh my god your so stupid ur such a brett

by Mk47 January 25, 2019

Brett Wilson'd

The act of swallowing so much man goo durring a bukkake gangbang that raw hot dogs can slide down your throat with ease without even taking a bite!

There were so many hot dudes in tight pants last night that i couldn't resist getting Brett Wilson'd!

by Stickyfacewilson November 8, 2019

The Church of Brett

The church of Brett of a cult where a bunch of year 12 students come together to play the hated game, golf with Brett Hudson

Quick we have a meeting with the Church of Brett at 2.15 pm Friday

by IamJole22 May 1, 2023