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Jose Barger

a crazy, awesome person who cares about their friends and really would do anything for the person they love
by katiedoo20 November 21, 2011
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Douche Barge

One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.
Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.
by heyporcupine December 30, 2014
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bitch barge

that bitchy moment when you purposely barge a fellow female/male on the shoulder with your shoulder as you walk past
"i totally bitch barged olivia at school today, god i hate that bitch!"
by bitch_please June 5, 2014
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Cunt Barget

Noun: Someone who is a hypocrite in the douchiest ways possible.

Adjective: Word used by teenagers to describe hypocritical and/ or unfair teachers.
Student1: Man, I can't believe what a cunt barget our language arts teacher is.

Student2: I know right?

Student1: I mean, we both try just as hard as each other. We'll even have the same arguments and she'll bee totally on board with you but not give a shit about it when I'm talking about it.

Student2: Yeah, she's totally a cunt barget.
by RandyRubix August 10, 2016
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Jordan Berger

A white person who usually laughs at retarted people and makes lots of jokes that are kinda funny but arent at the same time and fights with his mom alot about life problems
He is such a Jordan Berger
by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018
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Drew Berger

Drew Berger is unrelenting, unyeilding, yet willing to compromise. To be understood to be a fundamental force in the universe. One of the basic laws of the physical universe is that Drew Berger is Drew Berger. Drew Berger cannot be understood without significant study.

Decency, respect for others and their views, and accepting that not everything desired may be attained are core principles of Drew Berger.

If Drew Berger has been denegrated, if Drew Berger has been intentionally injured, entrapped, or if Drew Berger's efforts were obtained under false pretense, then Drew Berger becomes the meaning of entitlement and force.

Drew Berger is beloved by all, and will see it through until one of us are fucking dead
Drew Berger is beyond our comprehensive abilities, any attempt to discuss him negatively is usually followed by a thousand years of pain and darkness.

- Pope Micah Bonifacio
by K-dawg potkojk December 21, 2019
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Tward Barge

A short-bus full or retards and twats.
by 42cfuller April 25, 2022
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