blueberries

Humorous substitute for an expletive. Seemingly nonsensical, but always funny.

A CAR pulls up the alley behind him. Alex slumps down in his seat as the car passes. Some kind of PRIVATE SECURITY car. Rent-A-Cop. Shit. The car parks. FUCK. A second later, a big, mean-looking man steps out, holding a heavy black maglight, a GUN clearly visible on his belt. Blueberries.

Credit: Tim Minear, Drive

by Dwigt May 7, 2007

blueberry soup

a very goood soup but sounds like a whorehouse or something.

ryan: blueberry soup??? sounds like a whorehouse!

John: wtf is that?

by Bob Myers March 5, 2008

BlueEyes

A person obsessed with felching and other similar activities. Often refurred to as a dick or a dutch fuck.

Dude, you are seriously fucked. BlueEyes, you gay fucker.

by voices September 1, 2004

blueballa

One who is blueballed. Usually used sarcastically as if getting blueballed is such a feat that only a balla could accomplish it.

Person 1: Man, I was almost there and then she just stopped riding me.
Person 2: Aww shit! You da man! You're a fuckin blueballa!

by Velocirapper May 19, 2009

blueballs

when helen cant finish ryan off

i got blueballs its so sore

by banter ficker June 21, 2016

Bluebear

a bear thats colored blue better known as the king of fnaf hoaxes
in its neutral state he loves crazygirllygirl
in its monster phase he grows a mega huge cock and helps develop frank takeover

Man 1: "Bluebear is cool"
Man 2: "yeah"

by BiteIsMe October 22, 2020

Spring Blueballs

What happens in April when you get dosed with some sexy 70-80 degree foreplay. The snow is melted and spring has come at last! But Mother Nature ain't givin it up that easy. Just as soon as you get your shorts out it dumps snow for 2 weeks.

Seems to be common in Montana, The Dakota's and Wyoming.

Some Chick -"I can't believe it's snowing today and it was 75 yesterday."

You- "Yeah, talk about Spring Blueballs."

by Gannon Hester April 26, 2008