Dancing Blanket

The agitation created in a lap covering while a handjob is covertly being administered to a lucky male.

I walked in on my son and his girlfriend last night as they were watching a movie. They thought that I overlooked the dancing blanket positioned over hip lap. No, I think not.

by Goosey Goose October 18, 2023

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

Blanket Walls

A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.

Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.

by Black6dog April 24, 2013

Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 07, 2022

Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep

Girl...u got that blanket pussy!

by bich-chan April 16, 2021

Miggs in a Blanket

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

by August 17, 2021

Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.

Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!

by ElGallino April 09, 2021