birthday festival

A week long festival that takes place around a person's birthday. It usually commences 3 days before the actual birthDAY, and ceases 3 days after.

Also known as "the festival of ME".

The birthday festival encompasses several key official events, including; the opening ceremony; eve of birthday eve; birthday eve itself; birthday recovery; and ends with a festival closure party. All other events occurring during this festival is at the discretion of the birthday person.

All friends, family and aquaintances shall worship and adore their birthday person during this time. Showering of gifts, favours, foot rubs etc and providing anything on demand to the birthday person is essential.

1. "Yo beeeatches, it's MY birthday festival, and you will drink cocktails out of my boot, if I say so"

2. Sorry Boss, I can't come to work this week, I have a birthday festival to attend.

by The Shonk-meister February 11, 2018

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Happy Birthday

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.

Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*

by Gravity Club March 10, 2021

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birthday bang

To bang someone as a birthday gift, or on the occasion of their birthday

Hey, happy birthday! Wanna go for the birthday bang? 😈

by alexyz41 May 09, 2020

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Birthday Powers

Powers gained during one's Birthday. An form of manipulation only available on the day of one's Birth

Guy 1: Get me a beer
Guy 2: Get it yourself
Guy 1: I use my Birthday Powers, get me a beer
Guy 2: Fine.

by That HK Guy December 01, 2011

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birthday weekend

the weekend you get your fake id. drinking and debauchery abound. anything goes. once it happens, you never stop experiencing the aftermath, good or bad.

My friend hooked up with a bunch of guys during birthday weekend; that week he found out he had herpes.

On birthday weekend, I saw two girls making out in front of me at a bar; then my friend's wallet got stolen at the bar.

by schwasted123 March 06, 2011

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